[OT] Quarrels

[majkinetor !]

Well, I was the best looking kid in the town when I had 4 years. I have some lent with the text "the best looking kid in da town ". Really, not kiddin ya.

<---- and look at me now

[Alextp]

I have some lent with the text "the best looking kid

Have you photo of that?

<---- and look at me now

He's about 50-60, but I may give about 25.

[majkinetor !]

I have a photo but I need to search among family pictures, witch is in other town (Iam not born in Belgrade)

But I have picture of me now . I look pretty impressive even today

[Alextp]

Better that picture.

[SQUIRE]

Yeah... you can't put large things in the very small boxes.

LOL!

... I used to talk to them that I talk Prolog, and they were fascinated.....

Ah nuts, now I know why my love-life nose-dived so dramatically. When I told them I did Lisp, they always gave me a strange look and hurriedly walked away. They must have thought that I meant I spoke with a lisp!

Aieeee! My whole life in ruins because of a stupid procedural language.
No wonder I'm so bitter and twisted these days even though I'm almost as pretty as you are, majki.

It has to be X's fault.

[Alextp]

2Squire
So What about microwave radiation? my little brother says that foil thing is a nonsense... Put for example a bacon slice, wrapped in a alluminium foil, into microwave heat. Set the minimal heat power and turn it on for a minute. What did you receive - a *cold* bacon?..

[majkinetor !]

My whole life in ruins because of a stupid procedural language.

LOL

When I told them I did Lisp...

Oh no Squire fella, not like that, you don't have to talk at all.

Just put some mambo jumbo that looks scientific enough on the screen of your laptop when she suggest you to play some MP3s you have there. Then procedure goes in variation of this:

• she: Hej what is that strange thing on your screen.
  you: Huh, .... something I do... its called Prolog. Some new logical language they discovered recently.
  she: It looks complicated
  you: Yeah, its very complicated, I spend years working on it, but now I can do anything I want. Its good thing I have bunch of friends scientist on this forum that help me with problems.
  
  You show her the TC forum
  
  
  she: Who is this guy with the funny name X...per.. ka.....something ?
  you: That is our leading scientist. He is the founder of the Prolog. I think that he will get Nobel prise for it. He is... very.... nice, we talk much.
  she: WOW, you are soo coool. I never thought you are like that
  you: Well, I do all kind of stuff baby. Lets go to my home to show you some other things I did ....

What did you receive - a *cold* bacon?..

It doesn't work on bacons
It is specially designed for human brains.
You can test it if you put the head of your little brother in the microwave, and see if it is *cold* latter

[Alextp]

2majkinetor !
Let's try on one of your cats first. And because of fur, I'd even turn heat for 3-5 minutes... Do you agree?


PS
2nd variant: Squire's head. Wrapped in foil of course.

[majkinetor !]

2ALextp
Hm... wouldn't work. I said it is designed for human brain.
Second variant can pass though... But squire... don't know... he is already spoiled by big doses of radiation for entire life. We need frash blood.

I know. What about X.
You can choose: X* or Xtrician.
They are all young and virgin

[Alextp]

2majkinetor !

But squire... don't know... he is already spoiled by big doses of radiation for entire life.

He protects himself with that foil thing, don't you remember? And he think that that thing works so he must be the single one who can agree with an experiment.

I know. What about X.

X is a useful guy. Regardless of what he posts here about you

[majkinetor !]

Eh.... You are the one to look at people like useful/not useful. And in things, generaly. I wonder still why are you posting here - its far from useful.

[SQUIRE]

James X* Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Majki Goldfinger: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"

Q. Squire: "I know, let's put this tin hat on his head and fry his brains in the microwave..."

Majki Goldfinger: "Brilliant!"

Alextp Oddjob: "But my little brother told me he got cold bacon when he did that!"

Majki Goldfinger: "Doh! How many times do I have to tell you this microwave is programmed in Prolog? That's enough to fry ANYBODY's brain!"

James X* Bond: "Ack! No, no, not Prolog! I'll tell you everything!"

Q.Squire: "Erm, did I tell you I do all kinds of stuff baby? Let's go to my home Miss Moneypenny to show you some other things I did ...."


And so the world was saved for villainy yet again by the mighty power of list processing.......[to be contd]

[Alextp]

Mixture

[majkinetor !]

I see you learned well mighty Q. Squire. Please inform how it went with Miss Moneypenny.

[icfu]

@SQUIRE:
You cannot insult my favourite football team like that. You have to
1. live in Germany;
2. be a football fan yourself;
3. identify with a competiting German football club yourself;
4. talk like a bonobo (like those who invented the alu hat);
5. be an asshole (hooligan, [n]azi, other kind of dumbfuck).

There are only two groups of people whose pure existence is an insult for every 1. FC Köln-fan, the rest is simply unworthy and not worth to lift an eyebrow:
1. Natural born Düsseldorfer
2. Natural born Leverkusener

So, I suggest that you concentrate again on this useless crap thread. Personally I think it has become boring and is stuck in a loop, far from being interesting for me. Maybe you can break that loop with some funny pics of dead cats?

Icfu